May Cosmic Update = Big Magic
New offering (hello, Astro Apprenticeship), some cosmic magic you can download, and a very exciting podcast episode💫
Hi friends! Happy Thursday! I hope you’re having a good week!
May is here! This month is part Taurus season part Gemini season. Anchor in what feels aligned then let curiosity carry you forward. May is the bridge between stability and momentum. Say yes to what lights you up. Make a move. The magic meets you in motion.
Below are a few things I’ve been working on—a brand new offering, some magic you can download, and a very exciting podcast moment I still can’t believe is real.
1. I’m on Chrissy Teigen’s Podcast (!!)
I’m featured as a guest expert on Chrissy Teigen’s Audible podcast Self-Conscious with Chrissy Teigen—yes, I’ve mentioned it a million times on social media, and yes, I’ll be talking about it forever cause how did this even happen?!
We talk astrology, happiness, and I even pull cards from my Cosmic Magic Oracle deck.
My episode airs May 22, and I truly can’t wait for you to hear it. You can add the podcast to your Audible library now!
2. The Astrology Apprenticeship — Now Open
I’ve studied thousands of birth charts, published multiple astrology books that debuted at #1 in Astrology on Amazon, and have been obsessed with learning about people and the stars for as long as I can remember. (I have a degree in psychology and certificates in astrology and also music therapy)
But my favorite thing? Explaining astrology in a way that actually clicks—clear, grounded, and powerful.
Whether you’re new to astrology and want to learn more, or you’re ready to take your practice to a professional level, this 1:1 apprenticeship is for you.
Available in 1-month, 3-month, and custom formats. Spots are limited.
3. Cosmic Brand Magic — Available for Download
A voice recording + dreamy companion PDF workbook for authors, artists, influencers, and creative entrepreneurs etc. to learn the basics of aligning their brand with their astrology and attracting with authenticity.💫
What’s included:
A guided audio recording where I walk you through…
How astrology can be a guide to help with cultivating an authentic brand
How to decode your cosmic brand essence using your placements in your chart
How to align your brand visuals, messaging, and audience pull with your astrology
A brand intention-setting ritual + affirmations for visibility, confidence, and creative expansion
You can listen on the go, during a brand reset moment, or whenever you need a cosmic clarity boost. And the accompanied PDF workbook comes with bonus material too!
Cosmic Energy Tip: Download, listen, and digest the info during Taurus season this month (now) and begin implementing what you learned during Gemini season.
And… something else is brewing.
There may be another surprise dropping later this month…
Make sure you’re subscribed here to The Cosmic Column as I always announce new readings, special offers, exclusive book news and excerpts, and all the magic here first.🥰
Sending you so much love today and always🖤
- Val
Book a 1:1 reading with me here
Get my new mini-course Introduction to Cosmic Brand Magic
Read Cosmic Care, about the magic of astrology for self-care and empowerment
Listen to my latest Audible Original Happiness by the Signs, a cosmic guide to a happier life
Get my astrology deck Cosmic Magic Oracle
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Valerie Tejeda is the bestselling author of Self Care by the Signs, Self Care by the Moon, Good on Paper, Cosmic Care, Happiness by the Signs, Cosmic Magic Oracle deck/book, and is featured as a well-being expert guest on the new Audible Original podcast Self-Conscious with Chrissy Teigen. She’s also an astrologer with a degree in psychology and certificates in astrology and music therapy. Her bylines have appeared in publications such as Self magazine, Vanity Fair, Teen Vogue, Marie Claire, Cosmopolitan, Latina, et al, and she's been featured in Well+Good, Parade Magazine, did a reading for ABC’s Bachelorette, and was featured alongside Deepak Chopra and Mel Robbins for Audible’s best in well-being, and more. She is also the creator of the digital pop astrology brand Big Cosmic Energy. Connect with her on Instagram and TikTok and find more info here.
